David Hasselhoff. This must be a hoax.
I don’t care if this is fake, I still intend to have one someday.
I posted something a while back about a woman who toured chernobyl by motorcycle, and it sounds like elements of the story (the solo motorcycle trip) are fabricated. While I’ve seen links to a post debunking it in a couple of places, and people seem disappointed, I always thought the interesting part was not the motorcycle bit, but the tour of the region and the photos, which do seem real.