Simon & Frances in the Houston Chronicle

Here’s another sibling puff piece, this time from the Houston Chronicle, about Simon and Frances, and how stylin’ they are. There are two factual errors. First, they got married in 1997, not 1996. Second,

He caught the ballet bug when he was 9 from his younger sister, April Ball. (She’s now with the Monte-Carlo Ballet). “I was drawn to try to do something I could never perfect,” he says.

Lies! He did it to be surrounded by adoring girls! He’d probably tell you the same thing if you’re not a reporter. :)

Also, if you ever get a chance to see the ballet Onegin, do. If you ever get to see Simon doing Onegin, definitely do; he’s such a bastard it’s heart-wrenching.