Catch, catch, the horror taxi!
“He’ll bite us and make us all into vampires! And then we’ll be dead, yet still alive! Like Leonard Cohen!”
“The lavatory’s free! (unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta!)”
“The vampire’s escaped from the Little Persons’ Room!”
Terri and I are celebrating Halloween by watching Nasty, our favorite Young Ones episode and handing out candy to the costumed mendicant urchins that ring our bell.
