Little men
Saw a commercial for what looks like a godawful one-joke movie while watching poor Petey get hammered. But the image of the old-man baby taps deeply into my subconscious. When I was a kid, I was constantly having dreams that my mother was pregnant (which was probably not a stretch, as I’m the oldest of 5, all born within ten years) but the baby would be born, and it would be a gnome-like old man. The weirdest variant of that was the one where she gave birth, and the baby was already five years old, and it was
Webster.
