Pagan Suckled in a Creed Outworn

Ok, this new “type-ahead” feature in the Firefox search bar is crazy. I was starting to type in a search, got no farther than typing the initial “p”, and it suggested “Pagan Suckled in a Creed Outworn”.

WTF!?

5 Responses to “Pagan Suckled in a Creed Outworn”

  1. John Cowan Says:

    YMMV. When I type “p” into the Google box, I get this list:

    PUBPAT
    Pinafore “if you …
    Pocahontas Disney
    Pournelle fascism
    Python license
    Proactiv ripoff
    parrot perl
    parsed fish
    perl -0
    perl exponentiat…
    pig etymology
    pinball site:www …
    pintle etymology
    posix stat
    ptrdiff_t
    public “harmless …”
    pypy

    I recognize all these as things I’ve searched for personally; then comes a gray tearline and these:

    paypal
    pc world
    photobucket
    play.com
    pizza hut
    ps3
    planes
    people search
    paris hilton
    psp

    All of which look like plausible highly popular google searches.

    Anyway, here’s the actual Wordsworth sonnet, if you haven’t looked for it already:

    The World is too much with us; late and soon,
    Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:
    Little we see in Nature that is ours;
    We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
    This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,
    The winds that will be howling at all hours
    And are up-gather’d now like sleeping flowers,
    For this, for everything, we are out of tune;
    It moves us not. Great God! I’d rather be
    A pagan suckled in a creed outworn,
    So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
    Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
    Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
    Or hear old Triton blow his wreathéd horn.

  2. Ezra Says:

    John, that’s the weird thing: it wasn’t showing my own searches. I don’t think I’d heard that particular phrase before, let alone searched for it. I did search for another Wordsworth quote, “The child is the father of the man“, last year.

    Also weird– but more expected– is that a different list shows up on my mac, which is a list of things I’ve searched for(”preternatural”, “portsmouth nh furniture”, “poland me”, “passat wagon mpg”, “pepys diary”, “paper boston”) and then the same generic list you have.

  3. Marco Says:

    Perhaps the purpose of the new feature is not to anticipate what you want to know, but what it thinks you need to know.

  4. Ezra Says:

    I like that. It certainly picked out my next blog post topic for me, didn’t it?

  5. Marco Says:

    Perhaps a playful sense of irony is also part of the feature.

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