This is why people fantasize about being baseball players
Jerry Remy was just talking about how Joe Torre called a meeting with the ailing New York Yankees, who, as of this writing, are 13.5 games back in the AL East. To illustrate what a serious meeting this was, he said it was a one hour meeting. “That’s a looong meeting”. Play-by-play man Don Orsillo agreed: “that is a long time”.
Guys. If you think one hour is a long meeting… You have no. fucking. idea.

May 30th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Wow. What’s a “normal” meeting? Like 10 minutes?
May 31st, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Depends on whether the bullpen had time to get warm or not.
You usually get a pat on the butt, tho.
Corporate pat on the butt.