http://realfake.org/blog/2008/10/obscure-economic-indicator-the-hbs-turkey/ Thu, 08 Sep 2011 04:21:28 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 hourly 1 http://realfake.org/blog/2008/10/obscure-economic-indicator-the-hbs-turkey/comment-page-1/#comment-1886 Marco Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:30:10 +0000 http://realfake.org/blog/?p=997#comment-1886 Indeed, this doesn't bode well. I'm frankly disappointed at the lack of entrepreneurial spirit shown by these future business leaders of America. Here is an unsigned, high profile celebrity who is viewed daily by an 18-30, upwardly mobile demographic. License The Harvard Business School Turkey(tm) and watch the money pour in. Step in as the HBS Turkey's representative and handle all deals for merchandising, endorsements and public appearances. Fill the University gift shop with HBS Turkey toys, t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc. Target high traffic areas by printing ads onto signs, hats, t-shirts, etc. and then have the HBS Turkey wear them. Companies will pay top dollar for their ads to be seen in busy public spaces. Get representatives from Wild Turkey and Butterball on the phone now! One student talks of raising money to breed more turkeys. Why pay when you could *be* paid. Turkey farmers will pay premium prices for breeding privileges and the rights to promote their association with the HBS Turkey. "You can trust Tyson turkeys. They went to Harvard."(tm) I just made that up. Tyson, I eagerly await my check. Indeed, this doesn’t bode well. I’m frankly disappointed at the lack of entrepreneurial spirit shown by these future business leaders of America. Here is an unsigned, high profile celebrity who is viewed daily by an 18-30, upwardly mobile demographic. License The Harvard Business School Turkey(tm) and watch the money pour in. Step in as the HBS Turkey’s representative and handle all deals for merchandising, endorsements and public appearances. Fill the University gift shop with HBS Turkey toys, t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc. Target high traffic areas by printing ads onto signs, hats, t-shirts, etc. and then have the HBS Turkey wear them. Companies will pay top dollar for their ads to be seen in busy public spaces. Get representatives from Wild Turkey and Butterball on the phone now! One student talks of raising money to breed more turkeys. Why pay when you could *be* paid. Turkey farmers will pay premium prices for breeding privileges and the rights to promote their association with the HBS Turkey. “You can trust Tyson turkeys. They went to Harvard.”(tm) I just made that up. Tyson, I eagerly await my check.

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